You must simply forgive me for talking just so
I just re-read the Grinchmas three times in a row
Oh, how I do love this time of the season
Where I begin talking rhymes for simply no reason
Beer in my future I see myself drinking
'Til the gray matter above merely stops thinking
Then the rhymes they will end. Hey! They may even cease
Yet later tonight I will dream of roast beast.

Merry Christmas to loved ones near and afar
May you be granted a wish from a bright shining star
May your days be all merry, may your season be bright.
And please......may I stop this damned rhyming tonight?