Heard today while running errands....

LMD: Ew...who tooted?

Youngling: COOOOOOOOOOW!

Cman: No, Youngling, I think that was me.

Youngling: COWIE, COW-COW!

LMD: Cman, you tooted? Mom, Cman tooted...I wanna sit with you.

Youngling: Cow. Cow cow. Cowcowcowcowcow. COW!

Cman: LMD, you toot all the time and you really stink.

LMD: I do not. You know who really stinks?

Youngling: Yeah, cow.

They make me so proud.