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Sunday, January 08, 2006 

I'll see your penis and raise you two balls

First off, for those of you expecting some detailed action in the Chaos bedroom, try again. We are parents to three children under the age of six. Our hot bedroom action consists of subtle nudges, snores and kicks to wake one another up to get the baby. Mr. Chaos has raised that to near art form. Anyway, sorry to disappoint, but there will be no kinky sexcapades here.

No. This scene is set in the car on the way to school Friday morning.

LMD: Mommy, bubba (her word for brother) has a penis.

Me: Yes, he does.

LMD: He a boy.

Me: Yes, he is.

LMD: (craftily) I a boy.

Me: You are? Do you have a penis?

LMD: (craftily) Yes.

Cman: (knowingly) Do you have the two ball things? You need to have those AND the penis, or you aren't a boy.

LMD: Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaam. (Yes, she means man but says it ma'am.)

Cman: (reassuring) I know, I know.

You know - we just don't really have those problems in our house. We do have 3 penis' and 1 set of balls (2 neutered animals for those counting) but with girl parts beating out the boy parts in our house - it's less and less of an issue. ;)

Seriously though - funny, funny stuff. I can just see the Diva and Cman having that conversation. I miss them.


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